November 9, 2011

things I’m doing besides cleaning shit out of my carpets

I actually have a life outside of dealing with feces in my home, despite what my recent smattering of blog posts would suggest.  Although I just told my son, “I can’t get that right now, I’m sending an article to my boss,” and he said “YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A BOSS, MAMA,” which is [...]

June 21, 2010

Luckily, Sabretooth Tigers are Extinct

The other day on the radio, the local DJs polled listeners about whether or not they’d peed in a pool before. I only tuned in for a little while (I hate that particular morning show) but the callers were surprisingly passionate about either peeing or not peeing in the pool.

A few of them [...]

September 10, 2009

shocked and awed

Remember the whole breastfeeding vagina thing? Yeah. So sex still sucks. And I miss having it. And I am experiencing tremendous angst over the lack of sex I’m having and a sense that I’m neglecting my husband and a fear that our marriage will be intimacy-less forever and my vagina will shrivel up and [...]