Guys I’d Sleep With « Mommy Melee

May 4, 2009

Make Me a Supermodel Recap, Tivo Style (as in late)

Make Me a Supermodel – Eight Models Left

So the models are off to a farm to pose with animals. The advice they’re given? “Don’t get caught up in the animals too much.” Nice.

The Photoshoot

Sanhurst: He’s gorgeous. As usual. But dude? Comparing your newborn-calf-calming skills to the skills you may or may [...]

December 8, 2008

I’m gonna keep doing this until they’re old enough to object

I need a direct brain-to-blog mechanism. If I had one, I’d be the most engaging, entertaining blogger on the planet. Because trust me, the things I write in my head at 3 am are absolutely fascinating. I even stop goobering about my children and compose scathing reviews of pop culture and touching essays on [...]

November 13, 2008

and then the universe alligned…

For months, I’ve assumed I would have a baby in my arms by November 13th. Which meant I’d totally given up on seeing The Aquabats, recently of Yo Gabba Gabba fame, on their last tour through Florida.

Then, thanks to a random twist of fate and a conversation about ribs on AIM, I remembered [...]