June 25, 2008

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Idioa is demanding pictures of The Belly 2.0. So here ya go, 19.5 weeks taken with the unforgiving ass-magniifying lens on my MacBook.

We got S a baby after the u/s last week. After about two hours of getting confused by calling the doll “baby” and calling S “baby” I re-named him Mr. Baby. [...]

June 23, 2008

Sometimes Motherhood Maternity sends me pr0n in my email…

Check out that baby’s expression. Awesome.

PS: If you’re looking for nursing accessories that actually make you feel sexy or possibly not like you’re carrying massive paperweights around by your titskin alone, I wouldn’t actually recommend Motherhood.

(But they’re welcome to keep sending me hilarious pictures of ladies trying to flash babies!) Copyright [...]

June 23, 2008

Why do I associate "mom" with "annoying?"

I use it like a swear word. “I’m not sure I like my hair this long. The kids downtown look at me like I’m some sort of mom.”

Shit!

Does anyone else experience a love/hate relationship with the identifying as a parent? My parents were never soccer-mom types. They had me young, they’re goofballs, [...]